The Air Gun "Dozens"
I've read TONS and TONS of "yo mamma so fat..." jokes and im sure everyone else has heard them. So i thought up of a few airgun "yo mamma" jokes =)
"Yo mammas like a Chinese springer, cheap and a big bang!"
"Yo mammas like a Gammo trigger, crusty and unpredicable"
"Yo mammas like Benjamin Shederian, pump it 8 times and it blows"
"Yo mammas so fat she sweats duct seal"
"Yo mammas so ugly her name is Career"
Ok im sure you guys can come up with some of your own airgun jokes =)
Submitted by Andrew (Andrew is a regular poster on the
Air Gun Forum)
A parable to answer a liberal's main complaint against Bush's tax bill in being unfiar and allowing the rich to pay less taxes.
Every night after an airgun match, 10 men met at a restaurant for dinner. At the end of the meal, the bill would arrive. They owed $100 for the food that they shared. Every night they lined up in the same order at the cash register. The first four men paid nothing at all. The fifth, grumbling about the unfairness of the situation, paid $1. The sixth man, feeling very generous, paid $3. The next three men paid $7, $12 and $18, respectively. The last man was required to pay the remaining balance, $59. He realized that he was forced to pay for not only his own meal but the unpaid balance left by the first five men. The 10 men were quite settled into their routine when the restaurant threw them into chaos by announcing that it was cutting its prices. Now dinner for the 10 men would only cost $80. This clearly would not affect the first four men. They still ate for free. The fifth and sixth men both claimed their piece of the $20 right away. The fifth decided to forgo his $1 contribution. The sixth pitched in $2. The seventh man deducted $2 from his usual payment and paid $5. The eighth man paid $9. The ninth man paid $12, leaving the last man with a bill of $52. Outside of the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings, and angry outbursts began to erupt. The sixth man yelled, "I only got $1 out of the $20, and he got $7, "pointing at the last man. The fifth man joined in. "Yeah! I only got $1 too. It is unfair that he got seven times more than me. "The seventh man cried, "Why should he get $7 back when I only got $2?" The nine men formed an outraged mob, surrounding the 10th man. The first four men followed the lead of the others: "We didn't get any of the $20. Where is our share?" The 10th man decided to no longer associate with these ungrateful men. The next night after the airgun match, the nine remaining men met at the restaurant for dinner. But when the bill came, there was no one to pay it.
Article: A TAX CUT PARABLE March 4, 2001 Chicago Tribune (edited for airgunners)
Note: This is an exact replication of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald, who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD: "Were going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery andshooting".
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range".
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Don't you admit, that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?"
GENERAL REINWALD: "Don't see how,..... we will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a fire-arm".
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers".
GENERAL REINWALD: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?"The radio went silent and the interview ended...